I needed more than 140 chars!

People can vote for who they want for because we live in this amazing thing that some would call a ‘democracy’. You can take the piss as much as you like on who people vote for and why they do it, but thats what makes it so awesome, the fact that we can vote for who we want and that we can have this debate.
Despite what the BNP might stand for, everyone has the right to vote for them and to also give their opposing views.

I am not advocating the BNP in any shape or form.
Im a socialist ^_^

Muse Tour 09

Oh yes. Guess who’s got tickets to see MUSE on 13th November at the O2?

That would be ME (and Norman) .. Im sooo totally excited and its only June .. *sigh*

Just a warning for the next 5 months I will be very excitable about it .. ^_^

MUSE ftw!!

I am a dick!

I wanted to goto Stonard from Undercity .. so I took the Zep to what I thought was Grom’Gol … No wai, I only got on the Zep to Org .. Stupid stupid me .. *waits for Zep to go back to UC* ..

Angry Moogle!!!

Dell are stereotyping cunts! They’ve come up with the most stupid idea in the entire world.

Della

Apparently its a website that helps th ladies shop for computers, because as women we have no concept of any technology at all and are complete shitfucks when it comes to buying a computer!

Argh. Im too tired to do a proper rant. I might fix this when I wake up some moar! Just know Im pissed off, and Im totally not a feminist .. even tho its probably not coming across that way atm! LoL! I is just defending my gender :P

Bugger!

Fuck.

I hate that things hav to cost so much fooking money! Im annoyed that I hav to pay a water bill for water I havent used (or wont use) yet! I hate that British gas like to guesstimate how much stuff we’re using .. and getting its wrong. Fucktards. I hate British Rail for having stupid fucking prices. I hate pokemon for not comin out at th beginning of the month.

I hate lots of things atm. But Im still gonna has lots of fun. Im just that batshitcrazy!

Aliiiive

Aye, my blog may have been killed by bandwidth consumption for a while but I am quite alive (and so is my blog. Woo)

Not alot has actually been goin down … Rationalist Week has been and gone. I worked lots. I got paid. I got new glasses and I really dont feel well right now! Heh!

Meh. I’ll write something more interesting when I feel less like death warmed up and when its not 4am :)

Rationalist Week 2009

Its well and truly kicked off! This year its bigger and better than ever!

Im currently blogging from the RW tent and its 4:40am!! We’re open 24/7 so people can come in at anytime for a chat and a cuppa cha!
We get quite alot of drunk randoms but they’re quite fun!!

We also have a live webfeed, check out http://leeds.atheistsoc.org/webcasts and if that doesnt work for you, goto Ustream and search for xmeltrut!! Its a giggle, random things happen all the time, from debates to Rich dancing!!

Come on down to the tent outside Leeds University Union and have a FREE drink and some cheap food :)

People are SO rude sometimes!

Ok, so I needed to nip to town to get a few things. So I get on the bus and sit down on the back seat so I can put my feet up on the opposite one .. I always do it, stops me falling off when the bus breaks suddenly (which they always do, crazy ass drivers!).

Anyway, so Ive got one headphone in but I can hear this woman saying to her friend or at least the person next to her (buss pass age) across from me saying how rude I am and I dont think about other people who need to sit down.
Thing is, if someone wanted to sit there, I’d take my feet off, and its not like my shoes are covered in shit or anything.
Anyway, she carries on her rant to this other person saying that Im probably on drugs and carrying a knife because I have no respect for anyone!

Gosh. I never said aht to her cus, well shes old and I generally have alot of patience and respect for older people.

Sweeping generalisations fucking suck. But just because I look tired as fuckery and Im a bit skinny doesnt mean Im a knife weilding drug addict .. does it?

It was probably the hat that did it.

Meh. Fuck em.

The best thing Ive ever been called ..

“You nasty lass”

Said to me by one of the old ladies at work this morning after she asked if I was wearing any undies and I jokingly replied I didnt!

I love work!!!

Zombie Jesus

I have this theory .. its pretty awesome, but it probably wont make any sense so just bare with me and think about it .. I mean, REALLY think about it .. its probably the most awesome thing ever!

Ok, so we know that Easter is the day that Jesus got brought back from the dead right? But, did he come back from the dead or did he become the LIVING DEAD?

This, I can answer. Jesus was quite blatantly a zombie. Like, I can imagine there was people around the same time called Jesus, I mean, he was probably mentally ill or something because they probably had mental illness back then too, but it wouldnt of been known about and would of been very confusing for the poor lad and so he probably thought he was the sone of God and shit .. so they crucified him, because thats the kind of cruel bastards they are!

Anyway .. so, they popped his body in this tomb with a stone over it to make sure he didnt get out, but maybe they was mould or some bacteria shit (or the T-Virus) that infected “Jesus” and turned him into a zombie.
Why did it take 3 days, you ask?
Well, as we all know, dependant on the size of the infection, it can take up to 3 or 4 days for the victim to become a full zombie.

After this he went on a bit of a rampage, chewing on all the people that he met, turning them into zombies too. Infact, for ACTUAL REAL evidence, check out this ACTUAL quote from the BIBLE.

Matthew 27:50-54

(50) And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.
(51) At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook and the rocks split.
(52) The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life.
(53) They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus’ resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many people.
(54) When the centurion and those with him who were guarding Jesus saw the earthquake and all that had happened, they were terrified, and exclaimed, “Surely he was the Son of God!”

That deffinatly proves it. Jesus went about shomping on other people and turning Jerusalem into a zombie playground.

That is until (and this is where it gets EPIC!) .. BRUCE CAMPBELL turns up and chainsaws Zombie Jesus to the ground .. thus killing him, then he turns on the others and kicks they asses too!

As it turns out, Bruce Campbell is actually GOD (because, lets face it, he IS) and if your wondering why he killed his OWN son?
Wouldnt YOU kill your own son if he turned into a zombie?
If not, your a fucking idiot!

Anyway .. Bruce Campbell then time travelled to the first Evil Dead film and continued to live out his life as the most awesome zombie killing machine ever.